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The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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I have a girlfriend.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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This morning I found a bloody glove in my desk drawer,

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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ID badges are long overdue. Security in this office park is a joke.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Last year, I came to work with my spud gun in a duffel bag.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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I could put in a good word for you 'cause I'll still be working here.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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'Cause we could just meet in the parking lot every morning, walk in together.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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to the permanent misbehavior file in New York?

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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This morning, I knocked myself in the head with the phone.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Okay, you two. In the conference room with me.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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It's a good market.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Actually, tomorrow's not good. How about later in the week?

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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which is odd because everyone else has had run-ins with Dwight.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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This is humongous. I am not a security threat.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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You know, your ID says you're a security threat.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Oh, what is on your face? Is that a disguise?

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Okay. Question. When a name is withdrawn, does that also apply

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.

The Office (2005) - S02E21 Conflict Resolution

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Wait. If someone has a problem with me, why would they withdraw it six months ago?