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The Office (2005) - S09E09 Dwight Christmas

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No, thanks. I'll just have another Dumatril.

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- on a scale of one to ten. - Zero.

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- Whoo-hoo! - Dwight, there is one rule

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My brother and I wrote one once.

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I have to go to Philly.

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Excuse me. I have to run to my car

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to take a dump.

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also used to sterilize medical instruments.

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In a head-to-head contest,

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that you need to take very seriously.

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Well, I was born to be Belsnickel.

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Uh, excuse me. Trying to get work done.

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Yeah, I know, I'd just like to settle in

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Well, that didn't have anything to do with you.

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but nobody asked me to plan it, so I didn't.

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has decided that we're all going to do Dwight's Christmas.

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Jim taught me this really cool way to take it.

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So you know my job has something to do with sports,

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I don't even want to tell you what it's made of

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And, after we finish it, we get to break the pig rib.