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The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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I'm trying to figure out the last time that you and Jim had sex, and...

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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the time and a half pay,

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and now I have closure.

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Well, Pam and I have eloped.

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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And I like to pack heavy.

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and, I don't know, it feels good.

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and I have used that to memorize your name.

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and we stay in hotels together at night. Separate rooms.

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But Karen knows me and she still hates me, so...

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but you bought it and now you can't return it.

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and send it in an e-mail to my team.

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And this isn't even a cell phone. This is a calculator,

The Office (2005) - S05E14 Lecture Circuit (Part 1)

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But then you fall asleep and there's nothing for me to do.

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That is why I've asked you to go around and tell me your names.