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The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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You have fat butt disease, Michael?

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Damn it, Michael, pay attention, man.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Yeah, but ours was real, Michael.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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That's called having a fat butt, Michael.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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But it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world...

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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It would be the worst thing in the world. It would.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Actually, you did.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Okay. Guys, you know what?

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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That's what you suffer from?

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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You need a license to operate this machine.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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It's not safe. You don't have a license.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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for you to go near this stuff, okay?

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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You understand? You're not allowed to drive the forklift.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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No, you don't touch it! There is no occasion

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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It's recommended that you take a 10-minute break

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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You always want to keep a sweater or cardigan

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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I didn't interrupt when you were having your presentation.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Excuse me, sea monster, you weigh like a thousand pounds.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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Okay. You know what? You're making it sound kind of lame.

The Office (2005) - S03E18 Safety Training

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I bet you'd like to swim with this sea monster, wouldn't you?