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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E02 The Truth

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...with a female accountant who was formerly...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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It rhymes with a female body part.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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But the difference between single and married...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

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...and determining the female orgasm is like being asked:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E22 The Handicap Spot

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You see, when you're single you're the dictator of your own life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E22 The Diplomat's Club

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Well, now the pilot doesn't want you on his plane.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Casting tomorrow at NBC, 4:00. We're in business. The pilot's on!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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It's a- It's a new TV show. It's what they call a pilot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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To me, the whole concept of fear of success...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...is proof that we are definitely scraping the bottom of the fear barrel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Will we have to have AA-type meetings for these people?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Hi, my name is Bill, and the one thing I'm worried about is having a stereo...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...and a cream-colored couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Death is number two.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Now, this means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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You say something. I'll pretend it's funny.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- What? - My grandmother's in the hospital.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- This is real believable. - You didn't think I was laughing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- Say something funny. - All right.