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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

3.2s

People think he's smart, but he's not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.9s

- I'm not calling you Jerry the Great. - Why not? You call him Maestro.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

2.1s

What percentage of people are good-looking?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

1.4s

No, of course not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E01 The Mango

2.3s

Oh, sure, thousands of people are dying needlessly...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3s

- You're not worried about that? - No, of course not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

2.2s

What about you? Did people make fun of your name?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3.7s

Objection,of course, is the adult version of afraid not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

4.5s

I think we're tipping people now just for the absence of outright hostility.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E11 The Dealership

3.2s

You got any of those free doughnuts you use to soften people up?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E04 The Wink

2.4s

- What are you, one of those-? - No, I'm not one of those.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

4s

Look, you idiot, first of all, it's Salman,not salmon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S07E06 The Soup Nazi

3.5s

Oh, really? Because we're kind of not seeing each other anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

3.4s

...it's not my way to intrude on the personal lives of close friends-

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

3.8s

...each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

3.7s

But are you telling me there's not one house to rent in all of Tuscany?