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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E15 The Visa

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Welcome back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Welcome, welcome. A steaming hot face cloth-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I... I want to apologize.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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They try to differentiate it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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We've gotta get someone to drive us around to us help look for the car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I tell you, you know what I'd like to do? I'd like to spit on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- That's up to you. - Oh, so you don't care if I die.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- Who's got the tickets? - I do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Where is the bathroom in this mall?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...by the city because of my condition.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Why do they hide the bathrooms in these malls?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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They hold it in all the time and eventually...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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- It's against the law, isn't it? - Well, it certainly should be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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But people would know. They would see you walking down the mall going:

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...but the problem with it is, even if you figure out where you are...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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...because it's an upright map.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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If you had, like, suction-cup feet, then you could just walk right up on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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They'd go, That's one of those suction-cup guys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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I heard about that guy. He's never lost.