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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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Nice to meet you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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So I'm on line at the supermarket.

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Two women in front of me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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One of them, her total was $8. The other, $3.

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They both, of course, choose to pay by the use of the check.

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Fact is, if it is a woman in front of you that's writing out the check...

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...you'll not be waiting long.

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I have noticed that women are very fast with checks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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You know, because they write out so many checks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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The keys, they can never find. They don't know where that is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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But the checkbook, they got that.

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They never fumble for the checkbook.

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The checkbook comes out of a holster.

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Who do I make it out to?

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There's my ID.

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There's something about a check, that, to a man, is not masculine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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I don't know exactly what it is. I think, to a man...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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...a check is like a note from your mother.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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I don't have any money, but if you'll contact these people...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E01 Good News, Bad News

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...I'm sure they'll stick up for me. If you could just trust me this one time.