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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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What should I do? Call the police?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

Hello, yes. I called for an ambulance like 35 minutes ago.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2s

You got a line in a Woody Allen movie?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

- I don't have a washcloth. - Use a paper towel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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You mean "a career."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

If you did, I'd have a car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

I would like a car alarm like that.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.3s

- Well, he's not a baseball player. - Yeah, that's true.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- ...slammed into us with a blue Escort. - Blue Escort?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...in the Upper West Side apartment of a friend."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

Listen, there's a pair of gloves in the glove compartment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.9s

- How you gonna hold it on there? - Use a belt.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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- Cookies don't liquefy. - They do. You can liquefy a cookie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.4s

"Owen March, prominent author and essayist, suffered a stroke yesterday...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

- You can't put that on his head. - What about a big sponge?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.1s

...production of a Woody Allen movie that was shooting up the block.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

Your whole business is based on other drivers. It's a rented car.