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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I never heard of a semitractor-trailer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I'm taking you out for dinner. All I want is a little ticket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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See, the thing is, I'm in an awkward position here...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Yeah, all right. Well, tell you what I will do, Bania.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You ever see those tribal hunters wearing the fur...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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You know, I-

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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If you are a waiter or a waitress and you see me in a restaurant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Twice. I wanna go twice. - All right, let's be reasonable, Bania.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- You can't do that. - The ticket is worthless.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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So you're having sex, then all of a sudden you blurt out:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Are you sure? - I got it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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What, do you think the dry cleaners is your personal closet?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...because I don't wanna get between you two guys...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Why'd you buy it for? - Why did I buy it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...I'm telling you now, I don't wanna hear about the specials.