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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I was like an animal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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The big new accessory with eyeglasses...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...which I don't get because if you have glasses, isn't that because...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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People with crutches don't have a chain attached to their belt...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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...so they can just let go of them every now and then.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Why not get a toupee with a rubber band for water-skiing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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So, didn't you explain that to the cop?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Kramer, I need to talk to Jerry privately.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- Kramer. - Oh, come on, George...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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All right, I got news. You ready?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- So is he okay? - Oh, yeah, he's fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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He was in bad shape for a while, though.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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No, he was on his regular bed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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You were better off not knowing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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It's not easy to deal with someone in a situation like this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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I was so nice to him I almost made myself sick.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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That's right. You let him have it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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Who is he not to tell you about his life-threatening illness?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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If I told you, you would've given it away.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E13 The Scofflaw

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- You don't trust my poker face? - Do you ever win at poker?