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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It was the single greatest moment in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It was the single worst moment of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I mean, I met them three times in my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I'll have to live with this shame for the rest of my life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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I'm getting rid of all my furniture, all of it...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- You drew up plans for this? - No. No, it's all in my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Oh, yeah, where the people eat the plant life, the edible-foliage tour.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It's the championship.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You know what my greatest moment was, don't you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It doesn't make sense.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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He's always grabbing my arm when he talks to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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- And it could be done. - Well, of course it could be done.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Anything could be done, but it only is done if it's done.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It was an innocent comment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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The sugar makes my ankles swell up, and I can't dance.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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You know, funerals always make me think about my own mortality...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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It was good that the two of you came. It was a nice gesture.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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Let's pick it up right there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E02 The Pony Remark

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...I wouldn't expect her to go to my funeral. I would understand.