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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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- What about her place? - She lives with her parents.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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A heavyset fellow. I believe he lives in your building.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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As humans, we need training in social skills...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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Don't you hate these people that talk into your mouth...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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...like you're a clown at a drive-through?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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And handshakes is the worst.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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There's absolutely no guidelines for handshakes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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You know how many people-? Too strong, too weak.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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Sometimes they give you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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...the three-quarter handshake, just the fingers.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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Early release, late release.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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Sometimes people will dispute your release.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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You've let go. They're hanging on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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I have actually said to people, "Hey, the handshake is over."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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Sometimes a guy will give you a strong grip, late release...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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...and pull you in for the too-close conversation.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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To him I say, "That's three strikes. You're out."

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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I haven't been together with Rachel for three weeks.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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First I was on the road, then my parents show up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E18 The Raincoats (1)

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Then maybe baldness will catch on.