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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, what am I supposed to do? I gotta take Kramer to the doctor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.8s

This guy's a writer. He's a total nut.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

4.3s

You could be a fireman on a fire truck on the way to a fire.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.6s

You have a girlfriend?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.6s

A show about nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It's a long story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.4s

Who wouldn't tune in to see a woman with a moustache?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.4s

...that was a terrific show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.3s

I could be a character.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.2s

Oh, no. Just a custom.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.4s

How is that a show?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.8s

Just a huge, massive coronary.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

3.3s

- I got up and came to work. - There's a show. That's a show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- He's getting a sandwich now. - I thought he was gonna have a muffin.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.1s

That could be a TV show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.4s

Elaine could be a character. Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.1s

Vomiting is not a deal-breaker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...it is a social faux pas...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

1.8s

- What's this? - A dry-cleaning bill.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

3.4s

There's a guy outside, and he's a nutjob, and he's waiting to beat me up.