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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So forget about the books.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Call me back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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No, it's not your fault.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is it just me?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not pulling a shopping cart.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not talking into the soap right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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But she's got me, like, hypnotized or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- How could you not care? - I don't know, but I don't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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There's this voice inside me going, You're doing it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- He can't kill me, right? - You're a human being.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You can't eat that. Take that back. - I'm not taking it back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Is this the best lane for me, for my life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She called me. I never called her. She started it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You think you're gonna see the doctor, but you're not, are you? No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- I thought you'd be upset. - I guess I should be, but I'm not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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If you'd answered me, I wouldn't have had to do this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So you want me to get the books, is that it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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She's got this psychosexual hold over me. I just want her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I imagine at some point somebody's gonna offer me some cantaloupe?