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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The ultimate... I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...she's on the couch.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The great thing, when you read Moby Dick the second time...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You don't have to pay the $35 I gave the chiropractor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Women need to like the job of the guy they're with.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So forget about the books.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...or in the lobby, or whatever...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You are the queen of confrontation.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...for the rest of your bill.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Which is why we make up the phoney, bogus names for the jobs we have.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...Ahab and the whale become good friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You're going into the next waiting room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Right now, I'm the regional management supervisor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling...

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What about trying to get off the phone?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm not talking into the soap right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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The other thing is, if you don't like anything...