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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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...your brain consists of two parts.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
1.6s
How am I gonna fill two hours?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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But what am I gonna talk about for two hours?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
...but Tuesday's no good. I'm doing Career Day at my junior high.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3s
-They asked you to do Career Day? -Yeah, it's no big thing.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
5s
-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
-Can I have a piece of that? -No.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.5s
Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
2.2s
Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
3.2s
You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?
Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence
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I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?
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