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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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There was a lot of people waiting by the players' parking lot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...the whole premise of your account.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I'm jealous of everybody.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I love the smell of cardboard in the morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Unfortunately, the immutable laws of physics contradict...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Do what I do?! You're one of my favorite ballplayers of all time!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...say, Thomas Edison, Magellan, these type of people.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Oh, what, they don't have phones out of town?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...they take unemployment out of your check every week...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...is that you have to match their level of enthusiasm.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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You just wander down the street, going in and out of stores.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Like one of these brother and sister couples that look alike.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I'll give my car to any guy in front of a restaurant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise. I'm sure of it.