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Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Try opening this up. You'll find the biggest dating scene in the world.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...and l noticed an asymmetry in my chest hair.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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You moved into a hotel?

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-l don't-- -Wait a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Well, ladies and gentlemen, you're in for an additional treat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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...of a totally unknown person's life.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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You also shouldn't use a doughnut.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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When you hear, like, a soft rustling.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-Understand? -Yeah, it's 37.50 for a 3 Musketeers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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So get this: We're in the park today. Alex goes wild for this hairless dog.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Nobody wants to go on a three-hour bus tour...

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-How do you explain your apartment? -l got a hotel room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-You look like a tourist. -All right. Let me ask you something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-l got a league meeting there. -Right, the new job. How is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Well, you couldn't pay me enough to go to the beach on a weekend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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The last thing this guy is qualified to give a tour of is reality.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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-What is it she thinks you can't do? -Find a job, get an apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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l don't want her to think l'm a low-rise briefs guy who shaves his chest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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Wait, those are the clothes from the bag.

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E21 The Muffin Tops

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So who's the new you?