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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Let me ask you something. How long do you have to wait...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't go for nonrefundable deals.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...you don't wanna mess with it.

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- No. - Then kiss me.

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It didn't hurt me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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I don't like to give out bites.

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I don't get that whole suicide machine.

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- How will you do that? - I don't know.

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Did he say anything about me?

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- You don't want to? - No, no, I want to.

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I don't think so. You know, they're so fragile.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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The thing I don't understand about the suicide person...

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- Have you thought about me? - Of course.

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...but I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand here...

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...I don't really know where the Stooges are right now...

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- Elle Macpherson gonna be there? - I gotta call her back.

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...because he thought the man looked at me.

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You can say what you want about me...

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I don't get you. Who goes on vacation without a job?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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That's why these people don't succeed at life to begin with.