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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Why should I care if my son's into gymnastics?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

3.2s

The punishment should be, instead of traffic school or traffic court...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

2.4s

I really gotta get going.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I say, Nothing. - There you go.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You need to go to, like, Vienna or something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...they go, So what? Neither do I.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I can't go. He knows we're friends.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So you're saying I go into NBC and tell them...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I don't like it. - I don't understand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I couldn't talk. I had a meeting.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Yeah. I thought I might give her a call.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I told you not to come. - I need some water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- ... but the basic idea is I play myself- - May I?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I didn't shave this morning. I don't feel like myself.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I said- I said, Get out of here. No story?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I gotta warn him that I told Joe Davola about his party.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Oh, I- I don't know. - We gotta get 50. Gotta get 50.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I don't think so. - Look...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I wanted seltzer, not salsa.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I could be a character.