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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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If I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to, I could go:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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- I do. - I can't do it.

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I don't know. I like the guys.

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Right. I am.

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I think I may be in love with this woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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I like that commercial.

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I don't think so.

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I call again Monday.

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I leave another message.

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I don't think so.

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- What'd you say? - I don't know what the hell I said.

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I know you're there. I don't know what your story is.

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And I could be comfortable too, if I had pants like that.

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I can't blame you. I can't believe she never called you back.

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I also have a cordless phone, but I don't like that as much.

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I have never seen one episode of I Love Lucy in my life ever.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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...and I won't stand for it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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So what if I said that?

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I can't get involved in this.

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- So you didn't ask? - No. I froze.