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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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And one more thing, Benes...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...packing is like leading men into battle.

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Yeah. The hot water takes a while to come on. So the best thing to do...

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- I made a mistake. - These things happen.

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One problem in life is...

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It seems like such an arbitrary, ridiculous thing...

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Let's see, that's one TV, a stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR, a computer.

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- Are you ready? - Yeah. One second.

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It has only one design flaw:

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Someone shows me one of their fingers...

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I've got enough trouble maintaining activity in one.

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- I'm not looking. - No, this one's different. It's a beauty.

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Your first reaction, or one of your friends, will say:

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One of the main ways that kids resolve any dispute is by calling it.

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One of them says, I got the front seat. I wanted it. I called it.

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...to just pick a finger and you show it to the person.

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I just wanted to introduce you to my husband. This is Larry.

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...and I'm supposed to feel bad.

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This is a place to live.

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- You shouldn't have to live like this. - You just said you wanted to live here.