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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I never made a man cry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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So now I have a decision. Do I walk or do I eat?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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It was a horrible moment. I just...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I hate just being handed a phone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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Do you think I need a haircut?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I mean, this guy is a brilliant man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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No, no. Forget that. I got a better idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- Oh, God. - I got scared there for a second.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- What can I do? - Deal with it. Be a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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No. As a guy, I don't know how I can break up with another guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I know a guy who took his vacation on his change.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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- He was really crying? - I had to give him a tissue.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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This is what I do. Pretend there's a little desk around you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I would've been friends with Stalin if he had a Ping-Pong table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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I even kicked a guy in the groin once, and he didn't cry.