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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

1.4s

I need a group dynamic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2s

...a giving person. If I date a taking person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.1s

I don't wanna be a 32.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.2s

I don't remember his name. I think it began with a W, maybe a Q.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.5s

I have a friend, wears eyeglasses, no prescription...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.4s

- Better than you. - I got a 31 waist, mister.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

2.4s

- But you're a taking person. - That's why I should date...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.8s

She said I wasn't spongeworthy. Wouldn't waste a Sponge on me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4.3s

Yeah, that girl I was gonna call for a date, she was unlisted...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

4.3s

What am I doing? I'm dating a woman who happens to be sponsoring...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.3s

- So, what are you doing tonight? - I got a date with that girl Lena.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

3.6s

Hey, look at this. I just got a citation in the mail for my work with shut-ins.