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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Brain surgeons, airline pilots, nuclear physicists, we're on the same level.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Look out, everybody, I'm working with pills.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Spread out, give me some room.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...keep the little piece of paper in the roller of the typewriter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Where'd you meet her? - I met her on an elevator.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- ...just came out of my mouth. - Wow. What did you say?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- Can you believe I did that? - What did she say?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You got something in your teeth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- What? - It's green.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- You bump into anybody you knew? - I had a job interview.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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You don't need a job. You got Audrey.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- What's the matter? - No. Nothing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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- What? - You won't think I'm a bad person?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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What is it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It's a schnoz.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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Stop being so concerned with looks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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I'm going back there tonight. I'm not gonna pay another cover charge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...if people said whatever they were thinking...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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...all the time, whenever it came to them?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E09 The Nose Job

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It might not be hell, but you're gonna run into bad dudes.