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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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He's a real smart guy too. He's a Civil War buff.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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The sad thing is, we may never know the real truth.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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I'm making wisecracks in some nightclub. This guy was in game six.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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It's got some nice handles on it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Well, frankly, it is.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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It's my life's ambition.

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- Just tell it. - All right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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What date? It's a guy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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You didn't even watch it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Don't mention it to anybody.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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No, it's no problem at all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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- What was it? - He spit on us!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...pushing papers around, you can forget it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Oh, you're not gonna do it, are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Me? No. I couldn't go through with it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...and show it to you in that little box.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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But think about it: 26 teams, 162 games a season.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Maybe if you wait a few months, it won't be a baby anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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Don't tell me you don't have boxes. Damn it! I can smell them!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E17 The Boyfriend (1)

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...to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise. I'm sure of it.