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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-But I was promised a slot. -Single file, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Okay? Now, from what I know about you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm getting bumped? You're bumping me from Career Day?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...you have extracted an astonishing amount from this little scrap.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You got bumped from Career Day? -lt was a mix-up, I'm sure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Isn't bunk bad? Like, that's a lot of bunk?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry, don't freak out. I'll take care of you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?