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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.6s

Call the police. You really should call the police.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

A couple of hours ago. The police are coming right over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.4s

Yeah, I'm calling the police. Stakeouts, manhunts.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

So the police come over to your house.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

From a collapsible toothbrush to a pair of ordinary black socks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.9s

If I don't get back in five minutes, you better call the police.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

...West 83rd, half-block from the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.7s

It's like moving from Iceland to Finland.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.2s

...about a half-block from the park. - How much?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

1.8s

So I get a call from Gilmore this morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.1s

We're aware of the proximity to the park.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.5s

No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

Someone shows me one of their fingers...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

- I'll never feel comfortable. - Oh, get out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.4s

Deduct a minimum of two days off all expiration dates.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.8s

Your first reaction, or one of your friends, will say:

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4.7s

So she pulls up alongside of me, gives me the finger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

4s

You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses of every soldier.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

3.2s

- In fact, get it out of here right now. - Excuse me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

2.6s

Gee, three years. That kind of seems like a long time.