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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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And people constantly try to give you coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Who's having coffee? Can I get you some coffee?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Coffee's one of the only things you can have...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...that people continue to try and give it to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Waitresses ask, Can I fill it up? Can I warm it up? Can I top it off?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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You could lift up a manhole cover:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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There are coffee machines we have to call mister.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Coffee anyone? Hey, that's Mr. Coffee to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Why would anyone eat canned fruit?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I mean, can anybody answer that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I could see the can if you're in the Army.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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But fresh fruit, it's available. It's there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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It's two aisles over.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Well, scintillating as always.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Where you going? - I'm going shopping with Susan.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- What kind of shopping? - Clothes shopping.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I know, but what did you actually do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Wow, that really is nothing. - I told you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I just came from a meeting with my lawyer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Hi, Bob.