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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E16 The Shower Head

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Can I have a piece of pumpkin pie? You don't like pumpkin pie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E04 The Phone Message

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Today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...and smashing it over my head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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...and smashing my face through the glass countertop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E16 The Shower Head

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No. I have never seen you eat a piece of pumpkin pie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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...on the Today show?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E12 The Money

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You're on fire today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E22 The Invitations

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That's your third bowl today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E06 The Parking Garage

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Today my parents are celebrating...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E15 The Pie

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...you had today at Monk's.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry

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-Where were you today? -What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S08E18 The Nap

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A little less beady today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E23 The Finale (1)

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- When? - Today, like right now.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E21 The Letter

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...wanting to smash your face with my fists because you won't even make...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E03 The Robbery

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You smash it. You pound it. You fling it up in the air.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E12 The Red Dot

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No, today is your lucky day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I didn't call her till today.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E10 The Strike

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Well, I know who's cooking today.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E19 The Implant

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Have you noticed that women today are-?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E05 The Apartment

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Yeah, my wife couldn't make it today.