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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- No, the full-size. - No, junior.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- You don't want to? - No, no, I want to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- No. - Then kiss me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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There are no bristles.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- Why wouldn't he? - No reason.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Remember in school, they'd do hearing tests?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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All right. So, what did you do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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There's no tall buildings where these people live?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- How will you do that? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- No, I'll just wear the pyjamas. - Just get it!

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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- What am I gonna do? - Who told you about Martin?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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If it's gonna be a physical test, I wanna do well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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What kind of sicko would do that? He could kill me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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He'll have a lot of catching up to do, I guess.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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No, more like the Three Stooges at the end of every movie.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...I always click into this thing where I wanna do really well.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...do you think that would have a negative effect on his life?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Let me ask you something. How long do you have to wait...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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If you can do the parallel park like that, you're a psychic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Well, then what are all those ties and sport jackets doing in my closet?