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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Welcome, welcome. A steaming hot face cloth-

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

2.8s

Why can't you just be? Why can't you live?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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They're all wearing disguises. Masks over their faces, secret identities.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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I am special. My mother was right.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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- I don't even know my IQ. - Mine's 145.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Well, what do you recommend, my good fellow?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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Bad man? Could my mother have been wrong?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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I've been lying about my SAT scores for 15 years.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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May I say you have a splendid establishment here, my friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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My house. You gotta be on the lease to press the buzzer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E07 The Cafe

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...but according to my calculations, he should be here in a few seconds.