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The Whale

2.6s

I was smoking every day. I had a problem.

The Whale

3.1s

You were a stoner. You had a hobby.

The Whale

1s

I'm a smart person.

The Whale

2.8s

Because you're a smart person.

The Whale

1.6s

It's a really good essay.

The Whale

1.1s

It was kind of a problem.

The Whale

1.4s

You're a pervert. Take another hit.

The Whale

1.6s

It's honestly... It's a little sad.

The Whale

1.8s

(softly) No. Call a fucking ambulance!

The Whale

2.5s

in favor of a more all-encompassing...

The Whale

1.9s

it's actually just a bunch of bullshit.

The Whale

2.1s

And I bet you'd make a strong writer.

The Whale

1.7s

Plus, I'm a teacher. I want to make sure

The Whale

2.4s

That is so gross, oh, my god. Take a hit.

The Whale

2.1s

because your parents told you a bunch of lies about it.

The Whale

2.8s

There's a kid in the grade below me who goes there.

The Whale

3.5s

"His entire life is set around trying to kill a certain whale."

The Whale

2.4s

and I'm gonna tell them that you tried to rape me. Take a hit.