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The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Baby. Hello, baby.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Here, you want to play with this?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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You can't give paper clips to a baby.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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He could swallow them. It's okay. I've got tons of them.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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You like that?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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corporate maligning, slurring, much of it coming from one of you,

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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who claims that prison is better than here.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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And none of us can say, "Boo," because none of us have ever been to prison.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be the belle of the ball.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Where did you learn all of this? Internet.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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So, not prison. And prison. It's 50-50. Both.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Look, prison stinks, is what I'm saying. It's not like you can go home

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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What did you do, Prison Mike?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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That is quite the rap sheet, Prison Mike.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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And I never got caught, neither.

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Well, you were in prison, but...

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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Prison Mike, what was the food like in prison?

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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They were flying all over the place and they were scary

The Office (2005) - S03E09 The Convict

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and then they'd come down and they'd suck the soul out of your body and it hurt!