to the Polefield School Reunion at a school disco club and...

School reunion? That doesn't sound very you.

(Jez) 'Shit, this is just like school.

So, Valerie, you still at school or what?

(Mark) 'Eugh, just like school. I have to sit and watch

Cover. In case the cops turn up. Just a bunch of mates playing baseball.

Gog. At school, you'd run up and sneeze in his face.

So, Soph, do you fancy coming along to my school reunion on Saturday?

'Most of my rivals from school have probably perished in Blair's oil wars.'

At school? You got taught the wrong way to rub one out and you tried it for two hours.

A mate just called. He has a poker school. If you're interested in losing a bit of money, we could go.

And I'm so hot

Cos I'm in hell.

I'll see you at the office.

Yep. Everything all right?

Yep, fine. Sure.

'It's what I said about her trainers.

'She shouldn't have asked if she didn't want to know.

They are a bit clumpy.

'She's so moody. I'm marrying her, what more does she want? '