I've got a plan. Trek the Andes. I've got a mate and he did it.

Do you have a problem with that?

If you can't have sex with a monkey, make friends with the organ grinder.

Does he come at you with a stick?

'what with falling towards the ground with only a massive rubber band between me and...

With Jeff?

Right. You didn't try to have sex with a monkey?

with a woman... and the lips. I can't say anything else. I won't.

Hey. What's with all the mags?

It's going a bit terribly. But it's important I make friends with him.

'Sophie got pregnant and he ended up... getting married? Got to think through these plans.

I'm off to five-a-side with Jeff. Can I take a couple of Garfields as shinpa... Jesus Christ!

got off with this girl.

Were you playing the Lock, Stock And Two Smoking Barrels video game?

Come through with good old Mark.

He's going to move in with me for a couple of months, see if it helps.

No. I'm going to the pub with Jeff.

Relax. I'll be with you all the way.

I'm running underground with the moles, digging holes.

You're going out with him for fun?