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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- Good one, Dad.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- One " Mother," please.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Well, which ones are yours and which ones are mine?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- Well, let's see. - Oh, this one's mine. This one's mine.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- Oh, and one more thing.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Hey, little ones. Santa's back.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- and you are one of his helpers. - Oh, I knew that one too!

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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In a one-horse open sleigh

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Hey, Barney, which one is Whirlwind?

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- For one thing, there's no tree - I was just on my way out to get one!

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- Twenty-one, sir. - Get in the chair.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Ah, son, one day you're gonna know...

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- This one's mine, and this-- - They're all yours!

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Ten-to-one shot. Money in the bank.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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and whipping rods to the parents of bad ones.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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-I'm warning you two! - Then one foggy Christmas Eve

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Oh, please. There's only one fat guy that brings us presents,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- What are the odds on Santa's Little Helper? - Ninety-nine to one.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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I don't know why you picked one who's always so rude to us.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Yeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your allowance.