Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

And then one day he was shooting at some food, and up through the ground come a bubbling crude.

Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

The Beverly Hillbilly.

Which of these names do you like best for Mr. Clampett's corporation?

JEDCO, JEDCLAM, CLAMCO, or JDC, Incorporated?

I like CLAMCO, Incorporated.

It has a nice sound to it.

Then CLAMCO, Incorporated it is.

Now let's see.

JED will be president.

GRANNY can be vice president.

ELLIE may secretary treasurer.

That leaves JETHRO.

What do we do with him?