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The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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" Dear friends of the Simpson family,

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Hey, I couldn't afford lunch. Give me a bite of that donut.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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I bet Bart can think of a million things to do with these.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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- and you are one of his helpers. - Oh, I knew that one too!

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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How silly of me.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Ooh! Pads of paper.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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the satisfaction of payday.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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A Simpson.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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O little town of Bethlehem

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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O little town of Bethlehem

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Uh, medley of holiday "flavorites."

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and my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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And now "Santas of many lands,"

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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Mm-hmm. Smelling of cheap perfume.

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-Bart! - All of the other reindeer

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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of all the men you could've married,

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What? That scrawny little bag of bones?

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Therefore, he is my model of manhood,

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Welcome aboard, Simpson.

The Simpsons (1989) - S01E01 Comedy

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I-- I wanna do the Christmas shopping this year.