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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Sadly, you will be used as decoys.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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And, Meg, today she wants you to be with the family.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'm telling you, just be the girl you think everyone else wants you to be.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"on which we used to rely?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Meg's not here. She went to a friend's house.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'll never be able to face Lois.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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He failed to thwart my escape into the outside world.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I had to book it the day of my ultrasound.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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You're getting to be a big boy now.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I dropped her off an hour ago. Boy, is she gonna be sorry, or what?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"Their plans somehow relate to the anniversary of my escape from the womb.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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A trip? Like to the beach? Because I didn't bring my swimsuit.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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In fact, she always says the best memories she has are when you kids were born.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'm looking for a guy to entertain the kids at my son's birthday.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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...but I love my family too much to risk their lives.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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My friend Jennifer invited me to hang out with her friends.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Meg, our entire family is going to be here for Stewie's party.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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No you're not, honey. What about that fat girl from the Judds?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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My God. Your hair is so beautiful. I just want to brush it.