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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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The only way you'll get me to talk is through slow, painful torture.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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What's the big deal? So Meg's with her new friends.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Where's my watch?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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He failed to thwart my escape into the outside world.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I had to book it the day of my ultrasound.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I also miss my nads.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"Their plans somehow relate to the anniversary of my escape from the womb.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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My children, rejoice. The hour of transformation is close at hand.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Oh, my God! Is it twins?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I must prepare for my journey.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I miss my mom. Me, too.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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A trip? Like to the beach? Because I didn't bring my swimsuit.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Whoops. Can't forget my ceremonial white robe.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I'm looking for a guy to entertain the kids at my son's birthday.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I can make pretend like the children are little bugs in my web.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Yeah! Come on! Go, yeah! Eat my dust!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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Then maybe I'll just take my business elsewhere.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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"It seemed my prison cell was getting smaller and smaller.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

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I got a deposit check for my kid's party right here.