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Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.2s

When Meg and Chris turned one, I had so much to do, I missed everything.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.9s

I wasn't just blowing smoke when I bought this T-shirt.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.4s

I had to book it the day of my ultrasound.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.8s

"... I developed at testicular boot camp. But it was a trap!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.2s

"I rushed to freedom, but suddenly I was ambushed by a mysterious man in white!"

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.8s

...but I love my family too much to risk their lives.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.5s

I guess there's nothing left but the birthday cake.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

1s

I don't get it.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.2s

I haven't seen Meg this happy since that bus broke down...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.6s

Yes. But no sprinkles! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.4s

I win every time! I get to go, right?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

1.5s

I got cash! I'll take it!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

1.8s

I want to get the hell out of here!

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.9s

I know. It's just that I really like that guy over there.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

4.2s

I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.6s

"I alone had reached the target objective, thanks to the intrepidity...

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.9s

My God. Your hair is so beautiful. I just want to brush it.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.8s

The more I try to make friends, the more people hate me.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

3.8s

- Meg and I had a little father-daughter talk. - It seems to have worked.

Family Guy (1999) - S01E03 Comedy

2.8s

Damn it! I can't achieve transcendence by myself.