Hey, what's this?

This bitch is mine.

Isn't this the one kid?

This is the Greenville Police Department.

What kind of crap is this?

This is so much like the dating game.

This is Captain Bechtel of the Greenville Police Department.

And I need your help with this one, Gus.

What do you say we wrap this thing up?

There isn't really a tiger in this box, but doesn't it look exactly like there could be a tiger in this box?

Do you realize how pathetic this makes you all look?

If that doesn't scare her, let's see her get by this.

You know, honey, this is a great idea, pretending to hold me hostage.

Let's waltz our way out of this sewer of petty distrust and closed-mindedness.

You know, I only wish you had some way of protecting all this stuff.

There used to be a guy on this force who was quite a marksman.

oh damn no this is all wrong oh my hat of the month selection i specifically requested the alternate this month the charming yet provincial peruvian gaucho hat this is the eighth derby i've gotten in a row well try as you might they just won't let you quit

This might be a good time for me to debut my little love song that I wrote.

This lice-ridden piece of sub-human trash is getting paroled today and she wants to come here!

By the time we learn in a couple of months we got the wrong broad, this whole affair will have blown over.