That's the sound of sweet revenge.

I have devastating news.

No, no one has said that ever.

Ladies, I have an official announcement to make.

I have a double period with Miss Nooney then, so I couldn't have done it, even if I deeply, deeply wanted to.

But you have to come.

Yeah, uh, about that deposit, I totally have it.

So wait, you have a boyfriend?

No, I... Ben, I promise I did not send Eliza.

Uh... I mean, I definitely know.

So you're just not gonna talk to me ever again?

I promise, Mom, I didn't do anything.

I understand we have some very serious allegations to discuss.

So, I have, like, four more of those at home.

Principal Grubbs, I swear I didn't do it.

Was I what?

I don't know.

I can't wait.

Thanks, I think.

Who am I?