Wait a minute, Jed.

This here's Jed Clampett.

A Beverly Hillbilly.

The kinfolk said, Jed, move away from there.

Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.

Now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed.

Hillbilly, that is.

Yeah, the beast of Beverly Hills.

I am a Beverly Hills banker.

President of the Commerce Bank of Beverly Hills.

He claims he's a president of a bank in Beverly Hills.

I am president of one of the biggest banks in Beverly Hills.

So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly Hills, that is.

Said, California's the place you ought to be.

Swimming pools, movie stars.

Miss Jane, we sure are obliged to you for driving us to Hooterville.

Oh, my pleasure, Mr. Clapton.

Christmas at Petticoat Junction was a delightful experience.

Remember, Jethro's been home.