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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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You can't have adultery. You commit it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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You can't even commit adultery unless you already have a commitment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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So you have to make the commitment before thinking about committing it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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There's no commit without the commit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Then, once you commit, then you can commit the adultery.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Then you get caught, get divorced, lose your mind...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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...and they have you committed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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You know, some people actually cheat on the people they're cheating with...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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...which is like, you know, being in a holdup...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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...and turning to the robber next to you and going:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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All right, give me everything you have too.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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You met her at the supermarket? How?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Produce section. Very provocative area.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Lots of melons and shapes. Everyone squeezing and smelling.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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It just happened.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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- So when you gonna see her? - Tonight.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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- What's her name? - I don't know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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- How could you not know her name? - I was nervous. I got distracted.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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It had something to do with a car or a fish.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E20 The Junior Mint

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Look at... Why do I get bananas? They're good for one day.