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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I've never been any place there was no coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

1.9s

And people constantly try to give you coffee.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.9s

Who's having coffee? Can I get you some coffee?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Coffee's one of the only things you can have...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.5s

...that people continue to try and give it to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Waitresses ask, Can I fill it up? Can I warm it up? Can I top it off?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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You could lift up a manhole cover:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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We just made a fresh pot. Would you like some?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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It has taken over humanity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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There are coffee machines we have to call mister.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Coffee anyone? Hey, that's Mr. Coffee to you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Then I hear this rabbi on television. I mean, imagine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.1s

I'm really sorry, George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I wasn't jealous of you. It was just the whole marriage thing.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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You know, I was just a little surprised.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

2.6s

Why would anyone eat canned fruit?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I mean, can anybody answer that?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- What about all the loserstuff? - I don't know where the rabbi got that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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You know, I never said that. I said, I've never seen you looser.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I could see the can if you're in the Army.