As direct descendants of the first family to settle Jamestown, you'll be celebrities, all of you.

Mr. Clampett, if our genealogical records confirm those entries in your family Bible, you will make headlines from coast to coast.

Now, if Mrs. Miss Standish verifies that the clampets are indeed first family material, then you too will be in the spotlight.

Oh.

Uh, Mr. Chauffeur, you make old Sibu play.

Very good, madam.

Good day, sir.

Yes, sir.

Sure is, if it don't rain.

See, that's the way to live.

A big limousine and a livered chauffeur.

And them folks just no use high society.

All you got to do is say a few of them French words and they go to bowing and scraping all over the place.

What's all this stuff?

Them surprises for everybody.

High society surprises.

Well, you're getting me in one of them wigs.

Uncle Jed!

Uncle Jed, Granny wants... Bonjour, monsieur.

Who's she?