Now, I'm going to show you the Stanislavski method of acting.

I reckon the menfolk in this family just ain't got good sense.

I'd be right pleasured if my family would just go back to acting like my family again.

Jethro, there's a modern Brando movie playing in town.

Who's this?

Who's this?

Like this.

I would like to present Hollywood's newest and most glamorous star, the queen of the silver screen, that dazzling beauty, Miss Venus Adore.

This is J.D.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality.

I'm afraid it was.

I'm also trying to get Rock Hudson, Doris Day, Cary Grant, Liz Taylor.

I want you to go see it.

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed, a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed.

You mean this is for me?

This has been a Filmways presentation.

Oh, Granny says Jethro's going to be a movie star.

Mr. Clavitt, I want to talk to you.

This is Milburn Drysdale, president of the Commerce Bank.

You're welcome to that.